How to Ruin Your Dinner

Step 1
Perfectly cook your pizza

Step 2
Remove pizza from oven and put second pizza in oven

Step 3
Using pizza cutter slice pizza

Step 4
Knock pizza off stove top and onto your legs and your cat

Step 5
Scream from the pain of hot sauce and cheese

Step 6
Clean off your cat with a damp rag and then pat clean your burned leg

Step 7
Cry as your husband cleans up the mess while you lather ointment on your injuries

Step 8
Hopefully don't repeat with the second pizza