Thursday, August 28, 2008
yea for this weekend!
so the mindless banterer is coming to town and i am so excited! she will be here tomorrow along with funnyman, little duckling, and pretty pretty princess. we are going to have fun i think and i look forward to the many bob stories to be made. we will have to contact emilyjuice and let her know when and where to be. derek will not be invited because he HATES bob. apparently he thinks that we just get too dang rowdy. what? me, rowdy? never! whenever we are at his parents house and talk turns to bob he says that we have to leave. now. maybe it's because his dad always ends up mentioning how bob has incontinence problems and is constantly having accidents. or maybe it's because bob always seems to have an animal who is dying and stinking up the place. one of my personal favorites happened at girls' camp in nevada when bob had to practice bear safety by squeezing his butt cheeks together so that the bears wouldn't smell his waste matter and be drawn to him and eat him. whatever the reason, bob is not welcome when derek is about. we've got plenty of paper and plenty of pens and plenty of ways for bob to come to a sad end. let the games begin!!!